posts tagged "once brian and i were at souplantation and he just started quoting this"

I mean, isn’t that what you’re supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I’m gonna do that. When I’m get home, I’m gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I love lasagna. It’s so good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying “I love lasagna.” That would be so fucking inside. Or how ‘bout a photo of President Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like, “Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle?” And I’d be like, “Because I like lasagna, of course.”